LOL.
You actually clicked that. Impressive.
Easter egg — Level 1 cleared→ cat /team/cashew/social.json
instagram: null
twitter: null
linkedin: null
treats: "chicken flavour, unlimited"
→ whoami
Someone curious enough to click a dog's Instagram link.
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01 — Culture
Brains over buzz
We build real systems, not content calendars. No influencer energy. No trending reels. Just work that ships.
02 — The team
Clean commits only
Devs, caffeine, and obsessive attention to detail. That's the full roster. No fluff roles.
03 — Leadership
Cashew, CPO
Chief Petting Officer. Employee of the month since inception. Never missed a standup. Eats the agenda sometimes.
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Something deeply cursed is about to open in a new tab. You were warned. Escape while you still can.
Get me out of here
Or stay. See what happens. Totally your call.